Why don't they have ice on the sidelines at Ohio State games? A: A visitor. Ohio State Football Fans. Q: How many OSU students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus? Ohio fans rushed the field, pulled up all their own grass turf and started throwing it at the band. Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genies lamp. S/o to Cincinnati for representing our region well. A: So they can park in handicap spaces. I like a good buckeye joke, but I don't find that much humor in the ones that you can just fill out X school and Y school for any two schools in the country. Michigan once again has a Charmin soft non-conference schedule, Oregon Ducks football reinstates Traeshon Holden after brief dismissal, LIV Golf Posts Horrid Ratings For First Event of 2023, Early rivalry game odds for USC vs. Notre Dame revealed, Florida State sends ACC a warning shot amid rampant conference realignment, Early rivalry game odds for Texas vs. Oklahoma revealed. USC Trojans are the University of South Carolina's football team and are among the most popular college teams by state. Jokes4us.com Privacy Policy, submissons by: pj.booth, unk.mars, buckeye098. Paint it to look like an SEC endzone. Short Ohio Jokes Q: What's the only thing that grows in Cleveland? ~Both books were destroyed. Q: Why do the Ohio State Buckeyes eat cereal straight from the box? Donovan Edwards, Michigan Wolverines, Kourt Williams II, Ohio State Buckeyes. The various sports teams attract fans from their home states and elsewhere. The guy sitting next to me is 6-2, 225 pounds and a Michigan graduate. A: Go south until you smell shit and east until you step in it. Jim and Lloyd both say they did. A: Pay him for the pizza. Q. Q: What's the difference between Nippert Stadium and a cactus? Big Nut, Fan von Ohio State Buckeyes, war beim Spiel zwischen den Michigan State Spartans und den Ohio State Buckeyes . Pothole season is pretty much year round anymore. The rest of the country is jealous of Buckeye Nation. Anyways, there are some good ones in here, 2022 MGoBlog. Land-Grant Holy Land, an Ohio State Buckeyes community. There's nothing worth craping on! They marched down the field, got stopped at about the 30, and kicked a field goal. A: So they can park in handicap spaces. Columbus. Then I went home blew chunks!, Bartender says, Dude, you put back ten of anything and youre gonna feel wrong., Buckeye says, You dont understand. Holding his head, he gets out of bed to investigate. In Youre Nuts, two LGHL staff members will take differing sides of one question and argue their opinions passionately. Copyright 2021 by WDIV ClickOnDetroit - All rights reserved. The Buckeyes are set to play host to a blue-chip 2025 QB target this spring and an elite 2025 RB in the summer. Jami's Joke: When Matt suggested we tell a Michigan joke for our column this week, my immediate instinct was to write 500 words on Jim Harbaugh's contract. Freaking amazing. Let's open it and drink to friendship and cooperation." My mom is a Buckeye fan. What's the difference between a Western Michigan University sorority sister and a scarecrow? The OHIO Podcast. If there were actually unhappy cows, we'd imagine they would have to be from Ohio. With Ohio State picking up 500 yards in the first 30 minutes compared with Michigan States 116, Stroud went 29-for-31 for 393 yards and six touchdowns again, all in the first half. Q: Did you hear about the fire in MSU's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? A: Whale to the victors. A: To keep the Bearcats cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime. 20 Ohio State students were stuck on the escalator for 2 hours. Why would it not? Q: Why did the Cincinnati football team cross the road? When he retired prior to the 2019 season, Day, who had spent two . Click the card to flip Definition 1 / 23 To keep the Michigan cheerleaders from grazing at half time. A: Two Bearcats fans drowned last year. A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. The UM grad finishes first and heads for the door. Why do OSU grads hang their diplomas from their rear view mirrors? ~A dozen students were stuck on the escalator for several hours. But the good news is, we buried those stupid Buckeyes. The energy in the stadium was awesome. Im not a Spartan fan either, the boy says. Q: What is the difference between a Michigan jersey and an onion? Q: What does a girl from Columbus do if she's not in bed by 10pm? A: Drool. Watching Ohio State carve up the Spartans pic.twitter.com/2Or1Keqap0, RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) November 20, 2021, Checking in on Ohio State vs Michigan State pic.twitter.com/VQLz3RJ8uv, Ryan McGee (@ESPNMcGee) November 20, 2021, One of these things is not like the other pic.twitter.com/zRdmfPgvCe, Laine Higgins (@lainehiggins17) November 20, 2021, no context college football (@nocontextcfb) November 20, 2021, Saturday Tradition (@Tradition) November 20, 2021, Ohio State vs Michigan State today pic.twitter.com/N9nCdPkpFJ, Two teams are losing by 42 points right now, FCS school Charleston Southern and No. Facing Georgia in the College Football Playoff semifinal at the Peach Bowl Dec. 31, Ohio State kicker Noah Ruggles missed a 50-yard field goal wide left with three seconds left, giving the Bulldogs the 42-41 win despite scoring 40 points or more for the 10th time in 2022 with 467 yards of offense. In reply to Punch line mega fail. Guess everyone has heard that one already q: what's the only sign of intelligent life in columbus? Awfully unfair compared to the rest of the conference. On our mad dash down from the . Regardless, it seems as though the bookmakers view the final year of the Big Ten East as a two-team race between Michigan and Ohio State with plucky Penn State clearly as the third wheel once again. It should be notedMichigan once again has a Charmin soft non-conference schedule, as they dont play nobody. A: So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing. Keep Calm And Hate Michigan Red T-Shirt (Sm-5X) (Long Sleeve Large) . What does it say on your shirt? He yelled back, Go Michigan. She yelled back, Use hot water, a box of Tide and four cups of bleach., A man at a restaurant leans over to the man at the next table and says, Hey, do you want to hear a University of Michigan joke?, The man didnt look very happy. The guy sitting next to him is 6-5, 250 pounds and is also a Michigan graduate. Becky, please listen. "The energy in the stadium was . The Ohio State fan replies back. A. The genie now tells Lloyd hell grant him one wish. and I am an Ohio State graduate. Is this supposed to be a contribution to the post? A Wolverine football player was almost killed today in a tragic horseback riding accident. Hush my love, she replied. Because the Wolverines always look better on paper. The whole class says yes except for Little Jimmy. Bucketheads Podcast: Ohio State looks to be playing better basketball approaching the B1G tournament, Why is this News? While both lost absolute heartbreakers in the national semifinals, this rivalry is absolutely back! Q: What's the difference between Ohio State's football stadium and a porcupine? A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours. Now, that's not looking so great after less than a half of football against Ohio State and fans are letting them hear about it. As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. Nov 26, 2022; Columbus, Ohio, USA; Michigan Wolverines head coach Jim Harbaugh (right) and Ohio State Buckeyes head coach Ryan Day (left) shake hands before the game at Ohio Stadium. You actually learn something besides how to crumble under pressure at Michigan. Ohio State Jokes Congrats to Ohio State, you didn't have the worst performance of the evening . The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, Your first job will be to sweep the store. But, Im a OSU graduate, the young man replied indignantly, I even played football there! Oh, Im sorry. He then states he is a Michigan alum and they start to argue. All picks and predictions are suggestions only. Q: How do you make Ohio State cookies? Force feed the elephant. Here is a list of college sports teams that have gained popularity over the years: 10. A: Drool. Q: Why do Akron Zips fans smell so bad? Why don't the Great Lakes flood Michigan? Thats something Michigan fans will brag about until next year. Q: Why is "The Wave" banned in Nippert Stadium? Im an Ohio State Buckeyes fan, the boy replies. I didnt know that, said the manager. -0:00:001:05:01. I loved that documentary. Youre Nuts: What random event would you like to see added to the NFL Combine? A: Their personalities. I dont allow stuff like that in my house!, Mike got down on his knees and begged. Q: What do you call "Go Blue!" Q: Whats the difference between Columbus and yogurt? God replied "That's my house", http://nickmomrik.com/2006/11/17/ohio-state-jokes/. In reply to Why does the wind blow south in Michigan? The Buckeyes face the Terps in their last home game of the season. This week, Michigan football released images of its newest Ohio State victory chains. Q: You're stranded on a deserted island with three people: a cannibal, a mass murderer, and a guy in an Ohio State hat. A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. Q: Why did Cincinnati change their field from grass to artificial turf? Whom do you shoot? Had this game been in The Horseshoe, the Buckeyes might be as much as a five-point favorite. Terms at draftkings.com/sportsbook. Q: Why did the Ohio State regents decide to cover Ohio Stadium in cardboard? Her sobs and prayers roused Jake from his coma, and looking up at Becky, his pale lips began to move slightly. Jim Harbaugh is only going to dress 22 players for the game against Ohio State. Fans were too excited about the big win against rival Ohio State. A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" He followed St. Peter and saw God standing with Woody Hayes. A: You can't they were born that way. What team do you root for? the reporter asks. The guy almost died, have some respect [yada yada] He was horseback riding and fell off he would've been trampled to death if the Walmart greeter didn't pull the plug in time. With that the dog jumped up on the couch, and began giving high-fives to everyone. We can do better pic.twitter.com/JUhoF2861w, Summary of Ohio State vs Michigan State so far pic.twitter.com/kONev77R5s, Someone woke up and texted their group chat Michigan State +19 lock it in fellas today pic.twitter.com/pzVfWJD0pB, br_betting (@br_betting) November 20, 2021, Michigan State DBs today #CollegeFootball pic.twitter.com/pCbKyh0fZE, pablo martinez (@PabMartTweet) November 20, 2021, Sign up for the For The Win newsletter to get our top stories in your inbox every morning. Great for fans! signs on a lawn at a home in Ohio? No conference rivalry game will carry more weight next season than the latest installment of The Game between Michigan and Ohio State over in Big Ten country. All five books in the library were completely destroyed and the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadnt colored in two of the books yet. Michigan State football has the Herculean task of facing Ohio State this weekend. "deer", "dog", "deer", "dog" they argued. Meyer spent seven years at Ohio State, leading the Buckeyes to an 83-9 record and a National Championship for the 2014 season. Plymouth OH 44865 Short Michigan Jokes Q: How many University of Michigan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Brady Hoke immediately suspended practice as the FBI was called in, who later determined that the substance was actually the goal line. If you have your own favorite Ohio State joke, add it in the comments below. Its a very good feeling, Brayden Cook said. They compete in the Football Bowl Subdivision of . In reply to I like a good buckeye joke, by aenima0311. May I take your order please?. A: Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours. Ohio State is going to have to play the best 3 teams in the B1G every year?? But not a good feeling for Ohio State fans. Whats the difference between a Ohio state cheerleader and an elephant? Q: Did you hear about the Ohio State Buckeye fan who tried to blow up the Michigan team bus? A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated. Q: What's the one thing that keeps OSU basketball players from graduating? After this stunning display, everybody looks at the representative from Michigan, wondering how he's going to preserve Michigan's honor. The Wolverines look bad in the Orange Bowl. Thanks for doing it correctly. A: Placing signs on the animals that kick. I was surprised. And college football Twitter could not believe what a disaster of a matchup it was watching and had so many jokes. RT @Menace2Sports: HOLD UP. A: A visitor. Painesville OH 44077 Yes, the missed kick in the College Football Playoff lined up perfectly with the New . Did you hear about the power outage at Ohio State's library? So, with the Michigan Wolverines failing to even appear like they belong in the College Football Playoff, fans of the Ohio State Buckeyes are sitting back and enjoying the misery that has been heaped on their rival. A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. The Michigan fan goes to the sink to wash his hands and the Ohio State fan starts to walk out. A: Because the Buckeyes always look better on paper. A: All the horses drowned. Q: How many MSU freshman does it take to change a light bulb? Really, really bad. The Buckeye proudly replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years! Q: If you have a car containing a Spartan wide receiver, a Spartan linebacker, and a Spartan defensive back, who is driving the car? ANN ARBOR, Mich. The chant Lets Go Blue could be heard loud and clear Saturday night around the Big House. The guy sitting next to me is 62, 225 lbs., and he is an Ohio State graduate. Look for this years installment of The Game between Michigan and Ohio State to potentially come down to the wire. Cant really talk shit since we lost to them but Im thoroughly enjoying this so far. In reply to Why do OSU grads hang their diplomas by jvblaha. The OSU grad says, "At the Ohio State University, they teach us to wash our hands after we use the bathroom. May 29, 2012. A: With the stadium, all the pricks are on the inside. A: US-23 What's the difference between a litter of puppies and Michigan fans? But thats not really what Matt had in mind, so instead, I am selecting the joke that speaks to my soul as a former teacher. Q: What's the only thing that grows in Cleveland? and I am an Ohio State graduate. 419.687.8112. The Buckeyes play a harder schedule over Michigan, as illustrated by the road date in South Bend. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Central Michigan University campus? COLUMBUS, Ohio One image summed up Ohio State football fans' frustration and resignation in the immediate aftermath of Saturday's 45-23 loss to Michigan. MIAMI GARDENS, FLORIDA - DECEMBER 31: Cade McNamara #12 of the Michigan Wolverines is tackled by Channing Tindall #41 of the Georgia Bulldogs in the second quarter of the game in the Capital One Orange Bowl for the College Football Playoff semifinal game at Hard Rock Stadium on December 31, 2021 in Miami Gardens, Florida. The teacher asked the little girl why she didnt raise her hand. and I am an Ohio State Graduate. Q: Did you hear about the Ohio State Buckeye fan who tried to blow up the Michigan team bus? They do have to play the Nittany Lions in Happy Valley, but are laying 1.5 points in State College. A: About $80,000 per sheet. A: Punch him in the nose. I guess that makes me a Buckeye fan., The teacher, angered by his reply, says, Well if your dad were a moron and your mom were an idiot, what would that make you?, Little Jimmy replied, I guess that would make me a Michigan fan.. if (year<1900) {year+=1900} document.write(year); You have a gun with only two bullets remaining. It should be noted Michigan once again has a Charmin soft non-conference schedule, as they don't play nobody. For that punchline, you also need to update the question: Q: How many OSU student athletes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The dog was wearing a Michigan jersey and helmet, and was festooned with Michigan pom-poms. "I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can ever get in. Early college football lines via @FDSportsbook pic.twitter.com/KZdXaZDA0r, Brett McMurphy (@Brett_McMurphy) February 23, 2023. "Then I'd be a Buckeye fan!". Stroud will throw at this week's NFL Scouting Combine, while Alabama QB Bryce Young will wait to do so for his pro day, sources tell me and @TomPelissero . They stick to the ground. Q: What does Ronda Rousey, Ohio State and the Green Bay Packers have in common? Q: What is round at each end and high in the middle? Short Ohio Jokes A: The cop. In reply to Q: How do you get an Ohio by Bryan. Mike W. walked into our living room with a dachshund under his arm. So they can park in the handicapped spaces. But at about 2 in the morning, Urban Meyer hears some raucous laughter coming from the room of one of the players. When Matt suggested we tell a Michigan joke for our column this week, my immediate instinct was to write 500 words on Jim Harbaughs contract. Simply put, that road win gives Ohio State way more wiggle room than Michigan. Q: Did you hear about the fire in Ohio State University's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. Two boys are playing football at a park in Ann Arbor when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. asked the genie. Q: Did you hear about the bus full of OSU fans that got hit by a train? 7 Michigan State with the Spartans looking like anything but a top-10 team. A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. Thankfully, we Michiganders know how to poke fun at ourselves, and we're always game for a bit of lighthearted commiseration over the struggles of life here in Michigan. Q: Why do Buckeyes basketball players use body heat activated deodorant? "It just feels great. Top 10 Best ohio state michigan jokes Reviews 2022 1. Whom do you shoot? A: Both states become smarter! Lets discuss what that line means and what to look forward to heading into this college season. A buckeye fan and spartan fan are walking through the woods when they come across a set of tracks. Ohio State mens basketball vs. Maryland: Game preview and prediction. Q: Did you hear about the University of Michigan fan who locked his keys in his car? For more information, please read our Legal Disclaimer. I have kept it from you for years, because I know how much you love Ohio State, and I couldnt bear the thought of disappointing you., Moving close to her husbands ear, Becky whispered, I know, my love. God said "now that you're both here, I want to show you where you'll be spending all eternity." Buckeyes fans are quite upset about it. Memes.com 2. A: Because Tennessee sucks and Ohio blows. Big Nut, Fan von Ohio State Buckeyes, war beim Spiel zwischen den Michigan State Spartans und den Ohio State Buckeyes in der Value City Arena in Columbus, Ohio, zugegen. Q: What does the average Ohio State University student get on his SAT? The pothole struggle is all too real. A: It stands for "Mostly Idiots". "Two months?!" I found your Bo Schembechler shrine last week. Sorry, since were in Ann Arbor, I just assumed you were, says the reporter, and he starts writing again. by MGoRoz. If it were held at a neutral site, the Buckeyes might be laying two points, in theory. Stroud racked up some incredible first-half stats while leading his team to a whopping 49-0 halftime score. Q: Did you hear that 9 out of 10 coeds are good looking? I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!" A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. The Ohio State fan agrees, and so the Michigan fan pours him a large stiff drink, which the Ohio State fan promptly downs in one swig. It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be dressing 40 players for the Michigan game the rest of the players will have to dress them selves. exclaimed the bartender. Score: 2 Share: You know what I really love about THE Ohio State? Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?" An OSU alum and a UM alum are standing next to each other in the men's room. 2495 N. Ridge Rd. Why do ducks fly over Columbus, Ohio upside down? Related: Michigan finally beats Ohio State, punches ticket to Big Ten title game. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2," 225 lbs. And Ohio State fans are having a ton of fun with this. Jake was dying, but his beloved wife Becky was maintaining a candlelight vigil by hospital bedside. The Buckeyes scored a touchdown within the first five minutes of the game, and the pace only picked up from there, as quarterback C.J. How many Sparties does it take to to change a light bulb? Now, you still wanna tell me that joke? The first guy says, No, not if Im going to have to explain it three times.. If theres any trouble from either of you, youll have to leave.. "Clearly, those are from a dog" argues the spartan fan. Ohio State vs. Michigan Jokes Posted on 2014-11-29 UPDATED: November 29, 2014 __________ Mike W. walked into our living room with a dachshund under his arm. A: Tell him a joke Monday morning. He wrote SUCKS in sharpie on it. Ohio State Michigan Jokes Term 1 / 23 Why did Michigan change their field from grass to artificial turf? Sie knnen Ihre Einstellungen jederzeit ndern. Have you heard the news? I'm not saying Bearcats basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse. Relax and go to sleep., No, no. Finally a train hit them. Q: Why did Bowling Green State change their uniforms to Orange? A: They choke whenever they get near a bowl. "Let's not forget that O-H-I-O is still a four-letter word.". This will truly be a contest between the immovable force (Ohio State) and the extremely movable object (Michigan State), as the Buckeyes have been lighting up the college football world all season. No. Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Xavier University library? Jim offers to go first. The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. 7 ranked Michigan State pic.twitter.com/t8NNW3cUsl, Pickswise (@Pickswise) November 20, 2021, GOOD LORD, OHIO STATE. As a Michigan fan, I love some of the following jokes. The game looked over long before the second quarter ended. "Young man, if you're not a Buckeye fan, what are you?" A. There's nothing worth craping on! The teacher asked the little girl if she copied everything her parents did and the little girl replied yep. Nah, not if Im going to have to explain it three times.. How do you make up the difference? Everything an Ohio State fan would want. Even Michigan States star running back and Heisman Trophy candidate Kenneth Walker III who entered the game with 1,473 total rushing yards was limited to just 24 first-half yards. One foggy night, a Buckeye fan was heading north from Columbus and a Michigan fan was driving south from Ann Arbor. Here, give me the broom, I better show you how. There is still a ton of pressure Ryan Day is feeling. 1. Please check your email for a confirmation. USC Trojans. Twice. A: The swelling from your head from getting jacked! Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over OSU? Charleston Southern and Michigan State?!?!? Chunks is my Rottweiler., In reply to In Which There Seems to Be Treachery, But All Ends Well by DoctorDave. A: S-mitten. Q: Why don't UofM football players sink in the Great Lakes? One of the best things about rivalries is watching your rival fail. C.J. I must tell you this before I go. Ohio State fans arent upset though. Ohio State is in the top eight for 2024 Cleveland big man Jesse McCulloch. Q: Why do all the trees in Michigan lean south? Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Michigan? He tells the boy, Ill title it Young Wolverine Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal'. In an ever-shifting college sports landscape, one rough season does not a bad coach make. 420 W. Prospect St. probably doesn't translate well through the internets, but oh well. Two months? In reply to No lightbulb jokes yet? Practice resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not encounter the substance again. Q. Q: Why did Taylor Lewan choke an Ohio State grad? Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it, and breaks the dogs neck, thus saving his friend. Of course, they'd drown in Lake Erie en route. Its what happened today that matters. Nobody raised their hands until the . Q: Where is Engagement Ohio? All rights reserved. They also averaged 12.7 yards per pass, while Michigan State was at three, and the Buckeyes had three wide receivers Chris Olave, Garrett Wilson and Jeremy Ruckert with at least 18 yards per catch. Q: What do OSU grads use for Birth Control? I am six feet tall, 200 pounds and a Michigan graduate. Luckily, the manager of K-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just in time. Q: Why did Woody Hayes leave Michigan Stadium early? A: Because crap floats A: The Crime Rate! Q: How many pallbearers are needed for a Buckeye funeral? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. A: Because crap floats A: They're hand picked. Flustered, the teacher asked why she liked Ohio State. The official sports drink of an Ohio State Buckeye: CHOKE Classic! Check out these 12 memes that you'll only understand if you're a true blue Michigander. A: To keep the flies off the bride. 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